Our flights to Laos (pronounced Lao) both went smooth and easy. We arrived in Vientiane and had 3 hours to kill till our bus would arrive to take us to Vang Vieng. We passed the time eating at the rest stop (no questionable soup for me), walking around the area, and playing hackey-sack with a bat mitten feather-ball (they call this game Kator in Laos ).
When our bus finally arrived we threw our bags underneath and took the bench row of seats in the back. Before our bus left a man selling valium and sleeping pills walked up and down the bus- just incase someone wanted to knock themselves out for the 5 hour bus ride, we declined.
When we got in to Vang Vieng a tuk-tuk driver brought us to our hostel, The Spicy Laos, and we arrived just in time to sit around a campfire and listen to Pong, our hostel owner, tell us the history of Laos and the rest of SE Asia . Our group of 31 was the largest this hostel has ever held and to accommodate us all, Pong had to set up beds inside tents. This hostel had one of the coolest set-ups I’ve ever seen; it’s like a sleep-away camp. There is one big bamboo tent which holds 20 beds in it (most are bunk-beds and some are on the second floor of the structure), and each bed has a little mattress, a pillow, and a mosquito net over it. Aside from that, everyone is pretty much sleeping out in the open, but it’s a nice feeling to sleep and camp together as a group.

Every morning we woke up to the roosters cock-a-doodle-dooing or from the monks banging on drums. Then the whole group of us would congregate at the breakfast table and eat our regular morning meal of bananas, toasted baguettes with butter and jam, and coffee or tea before gathering up to head to the river. Vang Vieng is known as a major party city in SE Asia (said to be bigger than Koh Phangnan) and is famous for their daytime tubing festivities.
How an average day works is as follows: rent inner tubes from inside the town (a five minute walk from our hostel), take a tuk-tuk to the river (a 10,000 kip expense = $1.19 US), and arrive to the first bar on the river to start your day. There are 12 bars next to each other that line the river. Everyone starts at the first bar and sets their tubes down to drink and party. There is a huge rope swing at the first bar and everyone watches as other people swing into the river. The two major themes of Vang Vieng tubing are to have your body spray painted/drawn on and to collect as many string bracelets as you can from each bar. So, by the end of each day, most people are covered in writing and pain and have all sorts of different colored bands on.
Everyone moves from one bar to the next either by tubing in the water or by walking from bar to bar on land. After the first day of tubing we figured it would be easier to walk from bar to bar and not have to worry about hanging on to our tubes all day and bringing them back to the tube shop in time to get our deposits back.
At the second bar is a bamboo pole that’s greased up and slick at the top of it, similar to the greased pole from La Tomatina (but this pole wasn’t as tall). The goal is to climb up and touch the top to receive a free bucket, the same ones from Koh Phangnan. On our first day a few of us from Spicy Laos tried to climb up and failed, but I remembered the winning strategy from La Tomatina and got on David’s shoulders (one of the Aussie’s staying at Spicy Laos) and started to climb up the beam, as I inched up the pole, Chris (another Spicy guy), climbed onto Dave’s shoulders and when I stood on his shoulders I was close enough to scoot up to the top of the pole… “ding-ding-ding, FREE BUCKET!” The second bar also had limbo challenge every day and a balloon popping game where you would tie a little balloon to your ankle and the last person left with their balloon inflated would win drinks. This bar was good and also had a zip line to fly down on.
Although the second bar was fun, the third bar was where the real party was. Good music, a large crowd, free whiskey shots, beer-pong, a big rope swing, and it had a platform to jump off of too. Our Spicy Laos group of 15 spent most of our time here before heading back at the end of each “tubing” day.
Just past the third bar is a fourth that is deserted and a fifth bar which has a volleyball mud pit to play in. We walked down there on our second day and I passed my camera off to my friend, Ryan, who worked there (who I had randomly met in Koh Phangnan one month earlier). I planned to just get a little muddy and play some volleyball, but Rob (another spicy laos) tackled me, then Rich and Chris (another spicy) grabbed me by the arms and legs and threw me into the mud, and to top it all off, Rich smashed my face into the muck. I got him back of course, but I was done for and completely covered from head to toe and looked like a lagoon creature! My only visible war wound from the pit was a scratched forehead from when Rich pounded my face into the dirt and I hit a rock. Not too bad considering most of our group had cut up feet, arms, legs, and other battle bruises.
The very last bar that anyone could triumphantly arrive at is the Death Slide bar. Known by such name because the slide swings you up into the air and you land whichever way it wants you to. Rumor has it that two weeks ago, a guy went off the slide while a girl was going off a zip line, they collided mid-air and while the girl was fine, the guy cracked his neck in the air and died instantly. While this tubing adult playground is fun, it’s reported that about 4 deaths per year occur here. Makes sense since so much alcohol, partying, rope swings, zip lines, water, and rocks are involved. Another death reported this year was from a girl who swung from the first bar’s rope swing; story goes that she swung all the way out, swung back towards the platform so she could slow down before jumping off, but she either lost her grip or scared herself and fell down by the platform and onto rocks, killing herself instantly. We had heard these stories before tubing and were careful not to become another statistic.
The restaurants in town here are similar to those on Had Rin beach in Koh Phangnan in that they play either Family Guy or FRIENDS episodes all day long. After my first day of tubing I got into a routine of waking up early and getting an hour or hour and a half massage at a Laos massage spot right around the corner from us (which only cost me $3). After the massage I would have some lunch at a Family Guy restaurant and just hang out to watch a few episodes. Every morning like this was perfection.
Rich, Will, and I spent 4 full days in Vang Vieng; meaning tubing/bar hopping all day and partying at night. But, I cheated and took the third day off to relax, had an almost 2 hour massage, and shopped around town a bit. That day saved me because it seems like most people in our Spicy Laos group are starting to feel sick after all the boozing. In contrast, Will has been a real trooper and has managed to stay completely drunk all day and night for the four days. I don’t know how he's done it, but it is a real feat.
Today is our fifth day in this party city and Rich, Will, and I just packed up our stuff and arranged for a mini-van to drive us up to Luang Prabang. Luang Prabang is a place I’ve been looking forward to seeing since Thailand . The city is known for its authentic trekking, beautiful waterfalls, and laid-back atmosphere. The three of us will have a week in LP before going our separate ways (Rich and Will are off to Thailand , while I'm headed to Vietnam ), and it will be nice to spend some quality time together before splitting up.
I think after all of this partying (Vang Viang, Koh Phi Phi, Koh Phangnan, Oktoberfest, La Tomatina, Lagos, and the Greek Isles), I’m ready to take a break from it all and relax. Luang Prabang is just what the doctor ordered.
Speak to you from LP!








